Tuesday, May 16, 2006

The "Biggest" Porn Companies

From Our Recently-Returned Porn Reporter:

Here are some numbers in millions of dollars of sales for 2004 from Hoovers:

Vivid: 100
Private: 32
LFP: 150
Playboy: 338.2

Never mind that Hoover's is about the worst company around for finding information on privately-held businesses, heck I can order a D&B report once a year. I'd trust Henry Blodgett more than these guys. Never mind that even AVN, which supposedly tracks sales data for porn, admit's it doesn't know how much porn as a collective business venture puts out (financially), much less the results of individual producers. Who in the hell bought stock in PEI, and what tree were they smoking when they did it? Did it used to come with a free grope of Stacy Sanches?

If I were Steve Hirsch or Larry Flynt, I'd be happy to be a private company, because bigger doesn't seem to be better Way to go PEI, in an era when porn viewing and such stuff is exploding, to have a 4% growth rate over the last 3 fiscal years. Thanks for aassing a $333M market cap with which to buy Viagra for Hugh and support seven of the dumbest women I ever had to listen to. Thanks for socking away $62M in capital in 2004 without paying a nickel of it back to your shareholders. And thanks for having a 5-years price deterioration of almost 30%, while maintaining a EPS smaller than Hung Lo.

Worse than that criminal Jeffrey Bezos.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Taylor Rain: Going Postal

from LF dot com:

WHORES, SLUTS, HOOKER, CRACKHEADS, DRUG DEALERS, PIMPS, HOES AND BITCHES????? I NEVER KNEW WHAT I WAS GETTING MYSELF INTO AT THE AGE OF 19!!!

I WISH I NEVER GOT INTO PORN BECAUSE OF 9/11 I WAS OUT OF A JOB!!! I WOULD OF BEEN A NORMAL SLUT THAT SERVED PEANUTS ON A PLANE!!! SWEET!!! MAYBE, WOULD OF BEEN PART OF THE MILE HIGH CLUB! OH WAIT, I ALREADY AM!!!

NOW, TODAY, AS WE SPEAK, THIS VERY MOMENT I WILL NEVER TRUST ANOTHER WHORE AGAIN!!!

THERE'S SO MUCH COMPETITION OUT THERE! DON'T GET ME WRONG THIS BUSINESS HAS MADE ME WHO I AM TODAY. I'M A STRONG YOUNG WOMEN, THAT HAS DONE MORE THAN OTHERS IN THIS BUSINESS (JENNA IS ABOVE ALL OF US OF COURSE), I FEEL LIKE MANY PEOPLE HAVE WALKED ALL OVER ME EXCEPT FOR A FEW!!!!

IF YOUR A FAN OR A GIRL OR GUY THAT WANTS TO GET INTO THE BIZ. I WOULD REALLY REALLY THINK ABOUT GETTING A REAL JOB, THAT'S LONG TERM. PORN IS VERY SHORT TERM!!! CAN'T TRUST NO BITCHES IN THIS INDUSTRY!!!! ALL THEY WANT IS MONEY AND THEY WILL DO ANYTHING TO GET THAT FUCKIN MONEY!!! 6 YEARS IN BIZ TRUST ME FROM MY EXPERIENCES!

PORN IS EVIL!!!!!
Whores melting down.