Happy To Be Here

So, checking out Willie's link the other day, I noticed that he hadn't updated this blog in quite awhile. Me, being the curious type, figured that he is just a busy guy and he will get to it soon enough. I put in a note asking him if I could do a few things for the site, and he said "Hell Yes"!.
I am by no means an expert on the porn world,and have no contacts there other than the people who I interact with regularly on XXXPT.com But, I am starting to understand it a lot better, finding out who is tolerated and despised. It is fascinating to get an inside glimpse into this world, which my past experience used to be blowing a load into a Kleenex.
To let a schmuck like me, whose claim to fame in the porn world is making a Shy Love video, calling Bree Olson on Howard Stern, and writing a lot of nonsensical ramblings on XPT, post here, is an honor.

I heard that Desi and Elli are going to be appearing on Howard Stern as "the prize" for a father and son team to "party" ( as the old cunt calls it) with. I plan on being on the phone and to get a plug in for XPT. I have also been given some awesome info that will most definitely get me on the air. Lame to look forward to? Maybe. But it definitely will be fun for me.
I actually want to go there at five in the morning and bust her balls as she goes into the building.
And then make a day of it in NYC. The former will be videotaped, of course, and uploaded to YouTube. That will be must-see TV. And, from my video camera, probably the most main-stream coverage she will ever get.
Yes, I am just as retarded as most think.
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