The Babydoll Files, Part II

Another nice day in Porn Valley. Two days after our meth girls meeting at JMP, they are walking down a sidewalk in Burbank, approaching the local Walgreens.

Baby Doll: Guys, we are so lucky. With that $25 from Tony Malice, we scored some crystal down the street and had enough left over to go to AIM to get my porn test.
Lolita: Can they test for endomytriosis there? My pussy smells bad.
Tanga Rae: Hmm, you don't think it's from that tuna-scented douche you bought for your girly thing?
TR: Baby, this stuff is going to cost a fortune. If you hadn't sold that DVD to that "cumsalloverher' guy from XXXPornTalk.com, we'd be screwed. I need to pay my cell phone bill, and I'm not fucking the landlord again to pay the rent.
BD: Shhh, we need to be cool in here. I swiped a Rx pad from AIM and wrote us up some long term happiness. But we gotta be cool.
L: My tummy hurts too, maybe my muffin tatoo is getting infected.
[all 3 approach the pharmacy counter. Baby Doll walks up hesitatnly, knowing that she is committing a felony]
BD: Hi...uhhh, I need to fill this [twitch] description.
Pharmacist: Xanax [raises eyebrows] You've taken this before?
[Tanga Rae wanders off to the liquor aisle]
BD: [increasingly jittery] Umm, yeah. Psst, Lolita, is this the shit we chew to goto sleep, or the stuff when we wake up shaking in the afternoon?
L: ....yesss.....
BD: [smiles at pharmacist] Yeah, that's right.
P: You take this for anxiety attacks?
BD: I get [twitch] an...anks...nervous sometimes.
P: And who is "Dr." Sharon Mitchell? I've never heard of her before.
BD: She's a specialist. She treats a very limited group of patients.
L: [blurts out like a Tourette's episode] PORN PEOPLE!
TR: [reappears] girls, they're out of the Fleischman's 2-liter vodka, but Popov is on sale, is that OK?
P: Whoa. You should never drink taking Xanax. It's dangerous. Are you sure Dr. Mitchell wrote this for you? Should I call her to confirm it, or should I just call the police?
BD: WAIT...NO [sweating]. Ummm [twitch] look, you know, porn girls have some special talents. Maybe we could go into the store room, and like, you know. I'd even let you cum in my mouth.
P: You know what, here's your pills. You've got more track marks than the Olympics. Take it and get out of here forever.
[waiting in line to pay, each girl grabbing crumpled $1s from their pockets. Hailey Young is in line ahead of them with a bag of Depends]
BD: I knew this would work out perfect.
Hailey Young: [to herself] Fuck if I know how Jeff Steward got me to agree to 5 anal scenes.
[later that day, the 3 skanks sitting on a concrete wall, alternately passing the Xanax and Popov]
BD: [eyes glassy] these don't taste too bad. When do you wanna go call our source for some more meth? And why do my teeth hurt?

Cast:
Baby Doll: her skankified self
Lolita: muffin tatoo on her belly skank, burn marks on the writsts.
Tanga Rae: icy redhead skank with the meth-hookup celly
Hailey Young: herself, 0% skankage
Mike Horner: Pharmacist