Save The Alterna-Whores

Let's face it, peeps, we're being inundated by a plague.

I know the alterna-skanks like to think they're "kewl" and that they're not "skærd" of criticism. Unfortunately, everyone from Roger T. Pipe to Luke Ford to CAVR have pissed down the throat of alternative porn. It's cool to see a whore getting boned, it's not "kewl" to see the same whore with purple hair, armpit stains larger than Delaware, and and Meeth .