Kami Andrews Is No MBA

This appears on her "website/blog"

I waited for months for a check and I got it and it's made out to my corporation. I take it to the bank and they say open a small business account I say ok what do you need? My letter of incorporation, I go home and get it and return to the bank. Ok you need you EIN. I go home, well fuck some how the $700 I paid for the fucking incorporation doesn't include an EIN.

I call the number on the front of my packet, my hold time is 6 minutes, but the phone disconnects every 5 minutes 30 seconds. This happens 3 times on the fourth time I get through. but I don't need the PA department of state corporation bureau, I need the state of pa. new number. I call same crap lots of holding and getting cut off then I need the IRS then I need the federal goverment. Finally 3 hours later I find out I just have to file a ss-4. I print out the directions (which meant unpacking enough boxes to find paper) and I file on line, at the end of my form it says error start over and erases everything. I call the file by phone number wow that was actual quick and painless with a hold time under 5 minutes!!! I get the fucking number and make trip 3 to Parkvale bank. I am told they have no proof that that really is my EIN number as I don't have a form with it from the IRS. Fine. I don't get any money from this fucking check anyway, I owe it to some one who owes me money. Don't try to make sense of that I gave up.

Somehow this all reminds me of Sharon Mitchell trying to cash a check at a bank by showing the teller a magazine layout she was carrying, but magically had no license or other id. How do you people do it?

The obvious lack of any business knoweldge aside, the commentary afterward is even more funny. One guy tries to stroke her up asking is she is an S-corp or LLC. She replies "S" even though her company is named KamiLand Productions, LLC. Then some banker degenerage invites her over to his bank. Hey chief, last time I checked, most banks (including the 2 largest in L.A.) will not do business with porn-related companies. I can see the guy walking her into the bank (in Pennsylvania, mind you) and say to the presumably-conservative bank president, "Hi. This is Kami Andrews. She's a big porn star in California. Treat her like royalty. Sure, porn companies bounce checks higher than Pike's Peak, but she's good for it. She'll do an anal scene just for you if she's ever OD."

[important aside to this..OD = overdrawn, not overdosed; otherwise Chasey Lain would be the Secretary of the Treasury]

You know how you'll earn their respect...know something about banks, about forming businesses. Hire some dirty CPA or lawyer to do all this stuff. Then you won't look like such a boob.

Do porn companies use accountants, lawyers (for more than courtroom work)? JKP was a publicly-owned company, they presumably would have to have an independent auditor hired, company with Sarbanes-Oxley filings, etc.

She's not the only one, by the way.