PissOnStormy.net - Topic 2: Porno Job Discrimination

According to a student at Louisiana State University, you can't discriminate against someone "because of their job." This, of course, falls into the context of a professional cum swallower pretending to vie for a seat in the United States Senate.

I realize that you, the casual reader, might chalk this up to the innocence and idealism of youth. But there's a lot more to it than a simple statement. I'm going to make the case that it's perfectly reasonable to discriminate against someone's chosen profession. Especially when it comes to public service.

Let's start with some easy assumptions. At age twenty-four, Stormy Daniels has already made a bad string of life choices. She chose to become a porno whore. She augments that income by stripping in clubs. Aside from that, all she really does is take up air and occasionally support the local Porn Valley economy by blowing up her horrible tits, and spending some scratch on new Donna Karan sunglasses and Gucci handbags. In this respect, she is an anti-Joe the Plumber--Joe has no political brainpower but produces measurable economic output, Stormy pretends to know politics but is nothing more than a lazy sex worker. Add to this her marriage and divorce to fellow porno creep Pat Myne, all of her mewling about being in The 40-Year Old Virgin and that big push to go "mainstream" with failed agent Ric Williams, and you have a lot of life mistakes by age 24. Honestly, is this the kind of person you want to represent your district in Washington? And all of it centers around the world of porno.

Let's also not forget that the concept of discrimination is a legal one. I am free to vote for or against anyone for any number of personal reasons which I am not required to volunteer to the Discrimination Nazis. Remember that fat skank from Minnesota who stood up at a John McCain rally and called President Obama an Arab? Guess what, I doubt anyone changed her mind in the following months; and if she votes for JMC for that reason, it's her own business. Granted, she made a fool of herself on national television, but at least she doesn't have to let Nick Manning drop some loads on her chin. If I think that porno whores who spread veneral diseases around like a Grey Poupon convention shouldn't be in Congress, then that's my standard and you can't take it away.

Of course, all this ties in with my previous assertion that Stormy is probably a whore. And since I don't think whores should be Senators, I conclude that She ought to do what every other self-loathing resident of Chatsworth will do tomorrow morning: get up and go to work, opening your vagina for the next halfway house reject to blow his nad sauce on your kisser.

Finally, let me say that Louisiana should just be allowed to get washed away by the next Cat 4 hurricane (I learned that terminology while watching Stephanie Abrams from the Weather Channel, and jacking off). The Mississippi lock and dam system is gradually causing Louisiana to wash away into the Gulf of Mexico, New Orleans was a city built under water, it's the only state in the country that hasn't adopted the Uniform Commercial Code, and it's a natual breeding ground for cholera. Let it go, bring in Guam as the 50th state so we don't have to change the flag. Geaux Tigers.