PissOnStormy.net - Topic 3: Stormy = Diva

Diva: An operatic prima donna. (American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language)

Diva: Nowadays it has come to define the materialistic and demanding cuntbag. Most often, this modern low-to-middle-class household 'diva' is not relevant on so much as a local level; let alone the celebrity she tends to perceive herself as (even though she has more myspace friends and photo comments than all of *~da haterz~*. (UrbanDictionary.com, retrieved 13 Feb 2009)

With this in mind, let's roll the tape.

"--Tampa Tribune Tampa- A 29-year-old porn star who lives part time in Tampa and is considering a run for the U.S. Senate in Louisiana left a scheduled interview in a huff Tuesday when she was turned away from The News Center in downtown Tampa.

"Stormy Daniels, star of such adult award-winning films as "Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre," was scheduled to participate in a satellite video interview with a NBC affiliate in Baton Rouge, La., at 12:30 p.m. today from the News Channel 8 newsroom.

"She parked in spaces reserved for photographers and executives of Media General, which owns The Tampa Tribune, TBO.com and WFLA, Channel 8. Security officers told her she couldn't park there and had to park across the street in a visitors' lot.

"She hopped into her car and sped away. Attempts to reach her have been unsuccessful."

After some called the waambulance for this poor whore, she opined, "Yes, I did leave the NBC interview. I left because the security guard...was extremely rude to me. I was told on the phone that I could park where I did and there was no sign on the spot stating otherwise. I knew it would become an issue so I took a photo of it. Contrary to what the article says, no one attempted to contact me for my side of the story...so much for unbiased journalism, eh? I have been called a lot of things before, but never a diva. I found it amusing."

No one attempted to contact you for your side of the story? Why not? Was it either (i) because you threw a hissy fit and drove away from the very people to whom you could tell your "story" or (ii) because you sped off to snort cocaine rails off Hailey Young's forehead? Please, let us know.

Diva: Stormy Daniels (Willie D's Jankity Pornoblog, 2009)